In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

I will gladly suffer fools for love

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins