Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others