If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
