Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
