I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut