To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine