There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food