In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
