Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
