The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner