When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated