Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
