Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
