You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
