My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
