I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
