Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only