This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it