What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex