If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it