All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out