I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
My ego is too big
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
