When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Love may never win but love always ties
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…