Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…