A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
