What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance