Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die