Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it