You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories