Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots