We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

100% of success is showing up on time

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego