Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask