When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman