When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise