Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can