Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
