A Rosy Outlook
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
I will gladly suffer fools for love
