Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

I want what you want so I want a cow

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control