Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The mind’s job Is to get to the heart of the matt… And then the heart opens And the matter is settled As our mind is made up:
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
