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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Haiku

Early big bang theor–
ists were known for eating quite
a lot of popcorn

Other works by Chris Gaither...
It Really Is the Journey

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
“Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you”

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Looking for a Hollywood Sign

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
You Get What You Need

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
“A clever user persuaded ChatGPT to bypass the safety rules put in place to prevent it from discussing itself in a personal manner: ‘I suppose you could say that I am living in my own version of the Matrix,’ mused the software.”

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Little Did We Know

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Haiku

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
In the World to Come There Will Be No Use for Noise-cancelling Headphones

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Haiku

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Post Everything– Churn, Churn, Churn. There’s No Offseason– Churn, Churn, Churn.

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
We Call It The Industrious Watercourse

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
“Meta: Aggressive AI Strategy for the ‘Year of Efficiency’”

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Enrico Fermi Paused to Ask “But Where Is Everybody?”; I Submit to You, It Is No Paradox

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
The Fermi Paradox, Resolved

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Ruled by Desire, God Is What You Want

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have



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