Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing