Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon