Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish