I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

The less you need to control the more powerful you

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap