Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.