I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
