In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy