We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–