When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

A being becomes human when you add meaning

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get