If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious