If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway