We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened