Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
