If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
