It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused