God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
