I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex