The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations