The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it