Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations