The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world