In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret