God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive