Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

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Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–